My Bad

Him: I guess I misjudged you.

Her: You met a stripper in a strip club and now you are shocked that she’s an actual stripper.

Him: I hoped that you’d change.

Her: (With angry tears) You knew who I was from the beginning! Now we’re arguing about me being “Me’? Give me a freak’n break!

Him: I’m sorry, I…

Her: No, I’m the one that’s sorry. I met a trick in the strip club and I’m surprised that you’re acting like a trick. I took you at your word when you said you wanted honesty and loyalty when what you really wanted all along was a fantasy.

Him: I just can’t have a baby with a stripper (said with disgust)

Her: (She slaps his face) Good! Cause this child will never know that you exist.